3 hours ago // 1,394 notes

aliens-ate-my-mum:

Showing my favourite movie to my friends
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4 hours ago // 588,341 notes

kissingrazors-bloodevacuation:

omg what is this

5 hours ago // 451 notes

5 hours ago // 95,556 notes

porkrub:

Someone should just cut it off and run

8 hours ago // 448 notes

  • me: *puts earphones in*
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  • me: *plays music*

8 hours ago // 727,686 notes

hellanne:

by Ametsuki Calas
zealouscorgi:

capnbiceps:

My cat is broken. He meows for a bath every night and when I put him in he flops down and sleeps.

look at my little bastard. look at how happy he fucking is in my sink.

sweatyscrotum:

I’m not like other girls!XD

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I only have guy friends. I mean all girls do is start drama.image

Oh my god, i hate sluts! image

Other girls my age like to drink and party but i like to stay inside and read or watch netflix! I’m so weird. image

All the girls in my school care about is makeup and shopping and all i care about is FOOD and VIDEO GAMES. lol sometimes i think i was born a guy.image

11 hours ago // 57,204 notes